Mystery Date?

OK, Mr. Ray, let me get this straight: your wife wants a divorce. In fact, she's served you the papers and has said several times, even up to yesterday "I've made my decision". Right?
Yeah.
And then today (Saturday) your beloved calls you and says "Without asking too many questions, are you available tomorrow from, say mid-morning to mid-afternoon?" This woman who wants to, in fact has already, moved out on you?
Yeah. She called me and asked me that.
Do you think she's setting you up and have somebody jump you?
No. She was nice on the phone, but that don't mean nothin'!
OK, Einstein, and you didn't ask any questions at all?
I did ask one: "That means I won't be going to church?"
Well, duhh! You Baptists always go from 11:00 to 12:00 sharp! I know that! And so if you went with your sweetie, you'd be blowing off church!
I guess so. But I'm always praying to God to help me get Mrs. Ray back by my side. And if this does it, great. Besides, haven't you missed church for say, football?
Superbowl is different. Besides, I'm the one asking the questions. Back to the matter at hand. So you agreed to go with the Missus to do whatever she says? Are you nuts?
I'll get back to you on this. Tomorrow. Promise!